Scars on the Inside or on the Outside
BEEN TOGETHER LIKE SCHOOL CHILDREN,
THEN YOU HURT ME JUST IN VAIN
LORD, I'M YOUR WEARY CHILD
HAPPINESS, COME BACK A WHILE,
CAUSE IF YOU DON'T COME I'VE GOT TO GO
LOOKING FOR HAPPINESS
THE ROAD IS DANGEROUS
WELL, OF YOU DON'T COME I'VE GOT TO GO
LOOKIN LORD FOR HAPPINESS, HAPPINESS
I'M HURTING INSIDE ....BOB MARLEY
Tabanca
Tabanca ..Cause, Criticism & Cures.. The oxford dictionary defines Tabanca as; a painful feeling of UNREQUITTED love, typically for a former lover and causing unbalanced or violent behaviour", whilst the Urban dictionary posts that it is " an extreme sadness and or a depression following one's breakup or separation from one's significant other".
Tuesday, 22 September 2015
Tabanca - Pronounced Tah Bank Ahhhhhhhh
So one day while she's shopping in Pennywise and he is sitting outside in the car waiting, he notices that she left her phone (which he bought and still pays bills for) by the hand brakes. Curiousity wins, he picks it up, "New Message".... yuh boy cyah help it, he read the message. "Yesterday was great. Same time tommorow. Your body is HOTT".....But what de Muddah #@$%??? Who de fokk texting my woman so? Cigarette light up one time. The vein on the forehead start to bulge. Leg shaking like dat. She returns from Pennywise and tries to hand him his Credit Card. "Who de fokk is Andre, where he see you yesterday and how de fokk he know yuh body hot??" she reels for a second..."Oh Andre.....am he is my trainer...at the gym and he was commenting on my progress, you know i go to the gym to look good for you baby".....yuh hear lie!!!....So yuh boy calm dong. Or so she thinks..Ah fellah call Cudjoe ( for you Trinis that dont know, Cudjoe is a Private Detective Agency, yes we have dat in Trinidad). Cudjoe follow she for a week and reports to Mr. Loverman. Sir she has been going to the gym, TO PICK UP ANDRE, and then they proceded to Econo Guest House ( before Jo Sing Pasta in Kelly.... I Think LOL) they spent 2 hours and then she came to pick you up. WHAT DE MUDDAH #@$%!!!!! As she reach is cuss..."Yuh fokkin hoe, gimme meh damn phone, PASHAW (Trinidadian Onomatapia for the sound of something breaking) the phone hit the ground. Ah goh kill yuh Muddah #@%$, after all i do for you, dat is how u go repay me???." "but honey.." she attempts to speak. "Doh fokkin honey me, i know bout you and Andre and fokkin Econo Guest house".........she breaks down in tears "you were smothering me, i found comfort in Andre's arms, I need space"...."Space??" he fires back "is Muddah #@$% space yuh want?? Yuh is a fokkin astronaut??"....she begins to cry uncontrollably. Meanwhile the Rapid Response 999 vehicle noticed the comotion, one time they done assume he ress a cut ass on she. Of course she cyah stop cryin so she can't confirm or deny the allegation( conveniently). Is jail in he ass!!!
So one day while she's shopping in Pennywise and he is sitting outside in the car waiting, he notices that she left her phone (which he bought and still pays bills for) by the hand brakes. Curiousity wins, he picks it up, "New Message".... yuh boy cyah help it, he read the message. "Yesterday was great. Same time tommorow. Your body is HOTT".....But what de Muddah #@$%??? Who de fokk texting my woman so? Cigarette light up one time. The vein on the forehead start to bulge. Leg shaking like dat. She returns from Pennywise and tries to hand him his Credit Card. "Who de fokk is Andre, where he see you yesterday and how de fokk he know yuh body hot??" she reels for a second..."Oh Andre.....am he is my trainer...at the gym and he was commenting on my progress, you know i go to the gym to look good for you baby".....yuh hear lie!!!....So yuh boy calm dong. Or so she thinks..Ah fellah call Cudjoe ( for you Trinis that dont know, Cudjoe is a Private Detective Agency, yes we have dat in Trinidad). Cudjoe follow she for a week and reports to Mr. Loverman. Sir she has been going to the gym, TO PICK UP ANDRE, and then they proceded to Econo Guest House ( before Jo Sing Pasta in Kelly.... I Think LOL) they spent 2 hours and then she came to pick you up. WHAT DE MUDDAH #@$%!!!!! As she reach is cuss..."Yuh fokkin hoe, gimme meh damn phone, PASHAW (Trinidadian Onomatapia for the sound of something breaking) the phone hit the ground. Ah goh kill yuh Muddah #@%$, after all i do for you, dat is how u go repay me???." "but honey.." she attempts to speak. "Doh fokkin honey me, i know bout you and Andre and fokkin Econo Guest house".........she breaks down in tears "you were smothering me, i found comfort in Andre's arms, I need space"...."Space??" he fires back "is Muddah #@$% space yuh want?? Yuh is a fokkin astronaut??"....she begins to cry uncontrollably. Meanwhile the Rapid Response 999 vehicle noticed the comotion, one time they done assume he ress a cut ass on she. Of course she cyah stop cryin so she can't confirm or deny the allegation( conveniently). Is jail in he ass!!!
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